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Vintage camera pillows

May 23rd, 2013

Blackboards in Porn

November 8th, 2011

Dr Lagina’s Math tutorial

√24/√3 = √(24/3) = √8

= √(4.2) = √4√2 = 2√2

√(81/25) = √81/√25 = 9/5


Bramm S
Blake F
Hailey Y
Jordan A
Kara B

Mathematics – A-level standard.

These are some good examples of operations with surds, using the rules for both multiplication (n√(a.b) = n√a.n√b) and division (n√(a/b) = n√a/n√b). All the working is correct. The sloppy square root sign in the second example extending over the equals sign could be confusing, and handwriting in general isn’t great, but is legible.

Unfortunately, despite this good academic work, Dr Lagina is entirely unsuited to a career in education due to his surname. It would be no use trying to insist on a different pronunciation such as La-GHEE-na as students of any age will still make cruel remarks – it is little wonder that his detention list is so long. It is a shame that no careers officer ever tried to dissuade him from his current employment path, though he is still young enough to change his vocation. It is either that or change his name: even a teacher should be able to afford the £33 fee for a Deed Poll, though perhaps he has already changed it from something even more embarrassing, like Dr Lesticle, Dr Lyphilis or Nick Clegg.

There are a couple of other points to make. Firstly, a different hand has scrawled MOZ on the blackboard. According to Wilson and Kelling’s broken windows theory, a disordered environment signals a place where people do as they please and get away with it without being detected. Like the New York City Transit Authority removing graffiti from their trains leading to a sudden and significant drop in petty and serious crime, this should have been wiped off before the lesson began in a zero-tolerance approach. Not restoring a disordered environment early means that classroom discipline will only deteriorate, a fact surely worsened when one’s surname rhymes with a part of the female genitals. Whether Moz is the Morty who appears on the detention list, or just a deranged Morrissey fan is not clear.

Secondly, the appearance of Bramm S on the detention list raises the questions of how many students with this unusual name there are in this class that they need to be differentiated by their surnames, and whether this is a class consisting entirely of Gothic novelists, though there is no sign of Mary S or Edgar A P, and the works of Jordan A and Kara B must have been sadly lost to the world of literature.

8/10 – Good work, though loses a mark for ‘math’. And remember that sticks and stones may break your bones, but being called Dr Vagina every day of your working life will never hurt you. Though it may cause a career-ending nervous breakdown.



June 16th, 2011


April 3rd, 2011


December 20th, 2010


October 31st, 2010


Kisvakond és a születés

July 13th, 2010

The Anal Intruder

July 6th, 2010


July 4th, 2010

Steal from everywhere. Everything is context. Ask anyone from Marcel Duchamp to Richard Prince. A work of video art might become an effective piece of advertising. A paragraph from a book could make a beautiful short film. A stand-up joke could be a functional piece of furniture. Okay, maybe not that. But really, it happens all the time.


Every King Needs A Castle

July 1st, 2010


Robots dance to Beyonce

June 24th, 2010

Robots at French Pavillion in Shanghai Expo.

Sorry Flash

June 9th, 2010

Super Sexy CPR

May 16th, 2010

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

Google Maps Envelopes

April 11th, 2010


February 26th, 2010


Kittens inspired by Kittens

February 6th, 2010

Apple iPad

January 28th, 2010

January 4th, 2010


People of Walmart

November 30th, 2009


Billboard Fail

November 30th, 2009

You can’t make this kind of shit up.

Trying to stay ahead of the technology curve can make you look like an ass in front of thousands.

Next to the image of three WPMI anchors is a “right now on Twitter” screen. Giving drivers updates on Twitter in real time as they pass by the billboard is pretty cool, right? Well, it is, unless the update says “3 Accused of Gang Rape in Monroeville.”



A trio of of television anchors in Mobile, Ala. have learned the hard way that Twitter and electronic billboards don’t mix very well.

A reader e-mailed me the unintentionally humorous photo above of a billboard for WPMI-TV.

Next to the image of three WPMI anchors is a “right now on Twitter” screen. Giving drivers updates on Twitter in real time as they pass by the billboard is pretty cool, right? Well, it is, unless the update says “3 Accused of Gang Rape in Monroeville.”

That Tweet was posted on Wednesday afternoon and a thrifty driver grabbed a photo of the unfortunate side-by-side.

And, of course, there’s a South Carolina connection.

Greg Peterson (the guy on the far left) is a graduate of the University of South Carolina and was even a reporter in Charleston.

Naturally, I thought this picture was absolutely perfect for the FAIL Blog. So I submitted it. Y’all enjoy!


everybody knows baidu’s website is www.baidu.com

but they have another one, http://www.mamashuojiusuannizhucedeyumingzaichangbaidudounengsousuochulai.cn/

which means “mom said no matter how long your website address is, baidu always can find out….”

Arnold Sailormoonegger

October 30th, 2009


Apple Mac Music Video

October 29th, 2009

October 28th, 2009

October 28th, 2009

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