1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven;
7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end…
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.

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