She Says:
“I’m always right”
She Means:
“I’m know I’m wrong but you had better not tell me I’m wrong”
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She Says:
“Honey do you need help?”
She Means:
“You look like you need some help, but I’m giving you a chance to tell me you need me.”
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She Says:
“You have to learn to communicate.”
She Means:
“Just as long as you agree with me.”
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She Says:
“I’m not attracted to you in that way.”
She Means:
“You are the ugliest son of a bitch I’ve ever laid eyes on.”
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She Says:
“Do you think she is pretty?”
She Means:
“Tell me I’m more beautiful than she is.”
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She Says:
“Baby, do I look fat in this?”
She Means:
“I know I look fat in this outfit…I just want to yell at you about it!”
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He Says:
“Of course I remember last night.”
He Means:
“What did you say your name was again?”
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She Says:
“Oh, how do you know her?”
She Means:
“Did you sleep with that slut?”