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excerpt from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong:
“Hong Kong, or SARS Kong , so called as it used to be overrun by SARS, is a dystopian world in which George Orwell’s novel nineteen-eighty-four is the ultimate reality. Hong Kong is home to too many overly arrogant and pretentious expat workers who failed to find prom dates back home — this is the reason why many of them are married to Filipino domestic helpers, and why every kid now born in Hong Kong is Eurasian. Typically, members of this laughable migrant labour ‘force’, claim to hold traditional academic degrees in Mickey Mouse subjects from the prestigious University of Disneyland. They are usually seen roaming the streets with their jazzy haircuts, their ridiculous sense of self importance and belief that the local women are impressed by the unsightly ‘bulge’ in their trousers and on their heads.

Hong Kong is also home to the main inhabitants of the land, known as Hongkongers, Hongkies or Hongkongese, who are a special race of proletariats with no known national identity. They were used and despised by two political powers and is now nothing more than slaves and beasts of burden for the rich.”